I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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