In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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