R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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