I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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