Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
