Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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