your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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