Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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