He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
