"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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