Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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