Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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