I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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