erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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