He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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