I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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