So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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