How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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