theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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