lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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