I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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