Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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