Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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