this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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