D3 body, D1 cock
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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