bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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