Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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