it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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