This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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