I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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