I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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