I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
