But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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