So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Randomize
