i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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