It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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