My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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