Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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