gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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