My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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