So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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