Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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