Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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