they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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