Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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