But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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