I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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