I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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