I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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