i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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