Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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