She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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