nut hugger
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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