There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
