well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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