There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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