the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
