the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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